Makes you a better person after kids are asleep |
Previous to them darkening our door we had a day. There was a Biology Honor Society picnic at 5 that chubby cheeks and I went to while the supermodel got Wilson and Mr. fabulous ready for grand-pal's night at their school (At which dr. toliet told them that his mom and dad were going to a bar to smoke cigarettes and drink beer later). 2Pop and Mimi (totally BiggieSmalls but she doesn't appreciate her nom de plume) came to get them and whisk them away. When I got home it was clean and pull down the murphy bed to prepare. I was tired and had a big glass of milk to help prepare me for a nap that I had no time for. Then all within 15 minutes or so, the grand-pals and progeny returned, progeny was all put to bed, the grand-pals left, the Stuncaphers arrived, and then the sitter of children. I didn't know which way was up. The Prosecco was popped and downed while toasting our lives of great pleasure.
We piled into the Volvo at which time the puppy lover announced an epiphany. "that baby sitter thinks we are old." We laughed while she and the supermodel discussed her flawless skin and youth. I think the jump from newlywed and in love and hip in a hip town like Oxford, MS to a suburban house full of kids that require sitting was a bit of shift. Hilarious to watch the wheels turn.
Show was at the bottle tree. The supermodel bought us food there to hopefully perk us up and it did and we had one of the finest beers ever judged in competition. I mean it did win a blue ribbon. What have you ever won? Oh me? I won a medal at my half-marathon. Yes, they did give them to everyone but mine is special.
Must watch Goonies |
Twin Shadows is who the Stuncaphers had come to see and I really was surprised by how much I didn't hate it. The supermodel has the hipster doofus taste in music (Read as: Hot Chip, Grizzly Bear, Panda Bear(who I think is just the beach boys) etc.). She dug it. I admit is was fun and it def had 1980's shiek, new wave, talking heads with U2 guitar effects. I don't know how to describe it. Go listen to it for yourself. At one point in the show he compared the Bottle Tree to the aunts house where they didn't care if you smoked pot. He then asked if anyone had any parents who were cool like that. A few hands. He then asked if anyone was a parent. My hand and maybe one or two others who made poor decisions in high school. We were booed. Mr. Shadows then chastised the boo-ers. That endeared him to me slightly. This did not help the we are old theme playing in the back of my head. I am hip and all those trust-fund hipsters can... go do bad things to themselves. As puppy lover said at one point, I have a job and heath insurance and a retirement plan so you guys can suck it.
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We got home, paid off the sitter, and chatted and ate dark chocolate M&M's. The only regret of the night was the lack of late night greasy Mediterranean food (the purp). This was skipped due to their departure time of 4:00 so as to get to work today. Real Jobs for the win!
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