Home Birth? No thank you.

Just read up on what it would entail to catch the baby. Now mind you I was never a star athlete. My coordination has been likened to a giraffe on roller skates. I am not the guy you pick to play catcher on your code church league softball team. You get my point. Plus the sheer number of towels I would need. Should I go do laundry? Blood? Gore? Afterbirth? No problem. Clean towels and hand eye coordination have me worried.