It looks like Narnia!

Those were the supermodels words to me as she watched our two inches of wet heavy snow fall on us. She has barely survived two days at home with the kids so, I made this and a chocolate cake appear. Best husband ever.

Sadly the power just went out. 1840's night? Nope just a normal day in our house. Now all of our neighbors and friends know what it looks like in our house after 8PM, Dark. Lights went out and we were all ready for bed anyway. Not cold under all these blankets. If you don't hear from us it means the worst has happened, we have slept in.

It was suggested that we along with my sisters family all convene at my parents house. You know, a snow (Donner) party.

Connecticut Confetti,
Devils Dandruff,
New England Clam Powder,
Obama's White Friend,
New Hampshire Cocaine,

Damn you Yankee Slush! The Sun Will Rise Again!

Snowmaggedon II: Return of the Frost Giants

It rained last night so all of the kids schools are closed.... If we are going to get it wrong, we are going to get it wrong consistently. Now it will get colder and we may get more of the Devil's Dandruff tomorrow. See video (No really, stop what you are doing and watch it)
Buford Calloway on SNL

In the meantime, I am one vehicle richer this week. Well, same number but replaced the famous OldsmoBuick. It had survived four generations of my wife's family including the boys in thier toddler phase. I was going to clean it out before trading it in but decided that the Sticky Cheerios may be what was holding it together. Sticky Cheerios =  Honey Nut apparently.

So new vehicle. I am working on naming it. It is a black minivan, no correction it is night hawk black pearl. So let me know what you guys think. First nerdy thought (looking at you stine) was call her Nightwing. Superman's alterego which served as inspiration for Dick Grayson to shed the Robin Suit (and batman) and assume the Nightwing identity. Eventaully he also became Batman but is now back to being Nightwing. Okay Nerd-off over. But really?!

Another level of nerd. This is the lego version. 

So, let me know if you guys come up with something better. She/he needs a name. In the mean time I am shopping for stickers.....

It's true but not quite me.

Getting closer

I still am! 

See if it said "My Supermodel Wife's car..."

This is how my mother shops for cars. No really, she sits in it and starts counting... She is wicked jealous

Not bad

 

Untrue! I was a real man in my Volvo Station Wagon as well!

As far as stick people go this is pretty spot on but no stick-people/zombie/storm trooper families please

Okay now that is just wrong...

Funny 'cause its true! Not that I haven't done more but this is a preferred distance

Okay so the winner for now unless you guys help out....

I think that sums it up.

So, time for homework. One tasteful sticker and one moniker for the new Odyssey in my life.